I've got a new game. Guess which of these items are actually for sale in the Nottingham Contemporary shop, and which I've just made up.
a) Moustache corkscrew
b) Shark toenail clippers
c) Eau de Paint perfume
d) Seed grenade
e) Andy Warhol finger puppet
f) Freudian slippers
g) Unicorn-shaped lightbulb
h) Detachable beard for cats
i) Book called "This Is Not A Book"
j) Jesus Christ topless calendar
k) Charles Darwin cuddly toy
l) T-Rex rubber
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[Real: A, D, E, F, I, L. Not real: B, C, G, H, J, K]